What's long and hard on a black man? First grade.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

What do you call a man which busts ghosts A ghostbuster. Duh

Womens rights. Are extremely valuable because women are equal.

Why did man push another man off of a building? Because he is a homocidal maniac and should be in federal prison

What do you call burt and ernie if they were black?? A couple of n*ggers

Women rights..

Noah is Smart.

nock nock " whos there" , "open the door and you will see

i like potatoes But only mashed baked are a little bad they arent tasty. I like food good because food bad can really hurt me

Why couldn't the Little Boy hear his mother yelling at him? Because his mothers died

a 12 year old walks into a bar she orders a drink and dies she then walks out of the bar

Pickle!

Your Mama is so poor. I begin to worry about you and your familys' finacial situation.

What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?  No Neither has he

Why did an abusive childhood affect the little boy's behavior? Beats me.

What do Ethiopians do at night? Sleep

justin littleton. nuff said

*Knock-Knock* "Who's there?" "The police, you're under arrest for the murder of your wife and your two children."

What is the difference between a bench and a black man? It is socially acceptable to sit on a bench to eat your lunch. If you did so to a black man you would probably be arrested.

Pianca going ham

What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

knock,knock who's there? the postman didn't answer as he is deaf

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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