What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

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What's the difference between a duck? A vest has no sleeves.

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What is the difference between a Mac user and a PC user? The operating system that they prefer to use.

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What do you get when you mate an elephant with a rhino? Not much of anything except inter-species animal sex, considering the fact that the two do not share enough genetic material to create any sort of offspring.

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How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

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i went to have a wank over anime as well yesterday, the i realised i dont have a penis. -adam fantuzzi

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Man: Drink this. Man 2: Ok. (Drinks it) Man; You drank a powerful substance that is 20000 times stronger than hydrochloric acid! Man2: Oh FUCK! Kelvin Yang.

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ceiling mounted bonerss CC

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Knock Knock There's no door here, I'm right in front of you.

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What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

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Three black guys walk into a gym and play a rigorous game of basketball for an hour

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Why were corners made? For crying.

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roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you.

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to the one below me. YEAH RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

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Chuck Norris died.

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God is religiously proven to be real

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what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

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Roses are red Roses are red What is big Cherenets head

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What lives underground? Grandpa

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hi ....................... oh i thought this was a chat room !!!!!!!

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

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