whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

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what did one bum way to the other? we're shit out of luck

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why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms.

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There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing chair ? Gravity.

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Why did a man get arrested in a bar He was covered in bombs and charged with terrorism

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How much does a Mexican Parade cost? A Nickel

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What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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What is brown and has 3 legs? My severely injured cat.

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When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

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I AM DISSAPOINTED

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lol

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

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This is a haiku The second line is longest Hippopotamus.

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Why did sally fall off her swingset? Because she was hit with a refrigerator.

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Nicholas Cage

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What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

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What does a man like. food.

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A black man, a mexican man and a chinese man all walk into a supermarket. Together, they purchase ingredients to make a delicious vegetarian lasagna. That night, they make the lasagna and greatly enjoy it together.

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What smells worse than an old women's fart? the rotting carcus of a dead baby

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Dear John,

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