What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

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Three tomatoes are walking down the street... No wait, they're in my salad.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing..

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whats gay ? you

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a fat black man walks into an aquarium he enjoyed his day viewing many sea animals while buying a souvenier on his way out.

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There are two types of people in this world. People who can count, and people who can't.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Yo mommas so stupid, she got raped.

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4 out of 5 Americans make up 80% of Americans

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What do you call a group of Mexicans crossing the U.S. border? A travel soccer team.

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A women walks out of a kitchen.

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Baseball

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

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what did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? cancer.

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A man walks into a bar... ...because he is blind.

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Black people

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What's black and white, and red all over? A police car. Well, maybe it's not red all over. Just that little light on top. Oh, and the tail lights.

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Knock knock. Who's there? President. President who? The President of the United States.

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What did the mole say? Nothing

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One day, Little Timmy asked his mother this question, "Mommy, why are boys and girls different?" She responded, "You're adopted and Santa Claus is dead."

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A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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