What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? Horse semen

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why did the mexican slave have cuts and bruises all over her. She fell off her skateboard... Another joke by rangler. thumbs up for more.

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how do you get a chicken to sleep you slit it"s neck,and feed the body to your pet tiger

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Two girls were sitting quietly. Badum tss

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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Person 1) Yo mama's so fat Person 2) My mother died in a horrible car accident last week

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Q. why didnt the boy get a christmas present from his dear grandmother? A. because she died on thanksgiving

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What do you call a black lifeguard? Ironic.

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Which one is hardest?

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bartender says nothing. He was a mute.

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A man walks into a bar and talks with his friends. One of his friends said " Hey, who farted?" When the bar closed, Joe realized it was he who farted.

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My sister has to take a dump

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fart

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Why couldn't the woman go grocery shopping? She was paralyzed from the neck down.

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I have the heart of a child... in a jar on my desk.

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Yo mama so fat she has an increased risk of blood clots!

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Q. WHAT IS SPECIAL ABOUT GEORGE BUSH? A. NOTHING

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Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness ... Hello?

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What happened when a gay man asked a straight man what time it was? He told him the correct time, they parted ways and went about with their lives.

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Jessica walks into a bar jokes jessica cant walk

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Niko isnt a mexican douche

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Why didn't the Mammoth go to school? Because his species went extinct before the development of organized education. And he's also a Mammoth.

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What did Helen Keller's parents do to punish her? They gave her a stern talking to and then grounded her for a couple days.

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What's more boring than watch grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

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