- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at rimes, refridgerator.

What do you call a man with three arms and three legs and no nose. A highly unlikely instance that no one would believe is real.

What do you call a black man in a police car? Officer.

whats better than shoes feet

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it

A man is talking to his friend at work. The man asks his friend, "Did you see the game last night?" Then a plane crashes into the building and we call it 911

Q:why are lamas cool? A:because m&m's are poisoned with deadly dosages of viagra.

What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

What happened when the princess kissed the frog? She died, the frog was highly toxic.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

what do you call a kid with no arms and legs under a bus an ambulance, he's obviously in pain

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red Fences are red OMG MY FENCE IS ON FIRE!

Why would anyone try to run from a fight if:Its not the size of the dog in the fight, its the size of the fight in the dog? I wasn't even talking about dogs and fight isn't something in you! Next time, don't listen to your football coach.

What do you call an elderly women who after the death of her late husband had many enconters witb men? A whore.

I am a real homosexual

Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

A man walked into a haunted house and screamed. He had stepped on a nail.

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why did we start questioning the philosophical reasoning of chickens?

What's funnier then an anti-joke? People who fail at making them.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Whose there? A chicken.

I am just trying to grasp the terms you use Nero, you are a genius, I mean I always heard about it, but honestly, well, my first impression of you here was... Different.

Why is the world round? Because oranges are purple.

What do a large mouth bass and my wife have in common? They are both in the Animal kingdom, both are vertebrates and they share many other traits such as eyes, a notochord, and epaxial/hypaxial musculature.

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