- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats orange and looks like an orange? An orange.

What's worse than being named Troy Merrill? Being Black.

Q:What time is it when you have to go to the dentist? A: It varies. But most dental offices are open for service between 8am and 4pm

Whats the difference between pizza and Jews Pizzas dont scream when their put in the oven

roses are blue violets are red I am dyslexic and possibly a Jew EJ

Saddam Hussein is the father of the mothers of all cultchies.

I have the heart of a child... in a jar on my desk.

How do you know a dude is dead? He doesn't breath, he has no color in the face and his heart has stoped.

Two muffins were in an oven. Neither of them said anything because they are inanimate objects. After they were finished baking, they were pulled out and set to cool on a counter to be eaten at a later time.

Q) what happens when you tackle someone with 2 legs? A) you fall over

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was infamous for stealing people's laundry, and 6 was insecure about his bare body

Why is Joe white? Because he's white.

Baby seal walks into a club... what a tragedy

Yo mommas so stupid, she got raped.

what is the difference between a gay guy and Sarah Dwyer nothing the both like there sex but Sarah is a Guy.

What do you get when you cross a cat with a log? I think the better question is why are you mixing those two things together?

You hear about that old man that died on the news? It was my grandfather... oh...

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Why do you bury an Asian on the side of a hill? Because he's dead.

How can you tell if a woman is dead? She has no pulse.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Shes dead.

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Why did the man eat the apple? Because he was hungry.

What do you call a black kid on a bike ? Dirt bike

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