Please don't rape me.

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Bring him to shore and, if you are certified, perform cpr.

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If life gives you melons.. You're just plain retarded.

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Wanna hear a joke? A joke.

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Grapefruit.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qg6AkhIYVs

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Whats worse than than Holocaust.? Finding two worms in your apple.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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A Black a Jew and a Pollack walk in to the bar bartender says "how may i help you gentlemen"

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How Many Friends Did The Ginger Kid Have? None.

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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i like potatoes

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Why did the bird fall? It was an ostrich

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What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? NOT TOM

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What is red and not there? No tomatoes.

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how did the turtle die? it drowned itself

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I have read the Terms of Service.

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What do u call old black people in a shed? antique farm equiptment

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What did the boy and girl do at the wedding? 69:)

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Knock knock Who's there? No-one who??? *Silence*

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what do you call a needle with two heads? a two headed needle

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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hi

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