Two girls were sitting quietly. Badum tss

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How does a black guy call to another black guy in Africa? using a telephone

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When my Xbox died, my girlfriend said: "Finally, you can treat me the same way you treated that thing!" So I tapped her so hard that she died

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Knock Knock Who's There? No One You're Crazy

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bartender says nothing. He was a mute.

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Why couldn't the woman go grocery shopping? She was paralyzed from the neck down.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was being chased.

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Why was jimmy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face

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What's 1+1? 4.

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Your mom is so fat that it's becoming a serious health concern...

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What do you call a jew with no money It doesn't really matter because all jews have money

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why did a latino decide to eat green apple? i don't know that's what i'm asking

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What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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Why did the small child fall off a cliff? Because it was stupid

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How do you start a Mexican parade? Close off the streets you plan to have the parade on, and be sure to have a decent amount of floats and marching bands.

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- Knock Knock. - Who's there? - You're coming with me.

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A cat fell out of a really tall tree. It didn't land on its feet.

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whats small, black, and crispy? a baby in a drier

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When life gives you melons, you know you're dyslexic.

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What Starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

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Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road? it said WALK.

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Jessica walks into a bar jokes jessica cant walk

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Three tomatoes are walking down the street... No wait, they're in my salad.

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How many pumpkins can you fit in a watch? Depends how much jelly is in the pumpkins

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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