- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a duck with a mustache? A duck with a mustache.

Why is there so much hate in the world? Because you touch yourself at night.

Knock knock? Who's there? The WNBA. LOL

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea. A: Tsunami victims.

All work and no play makes Johnny successful in his field of interest.

LOL i just pissed on Hitlers grave! Shoudn't killed the Jews BITCH!

What is bad about being black and Jewish? Your gonna have to sit in the back of the oven

What's funnier than a dead baby? We'll.. Pretty much everything I can think of.

what do you call a pizza with a lot of jalapenos. spicy.

What do you call a midget sitting in a tree? Jim, because that's his name.

Women's rights.

how do you kill a blonde? -a gun, knife or any other lethal object

two philosophers stood in silence at the foot of a very large mountain; a mountain not only too high to climb, but also too wide to walk around. So the first philosopher finally speaks: "...so, what do you do for a living?"

What rhymes with sloth? Cloth

You're so straight!

What did the cab driver say to the duck who wanted a ride in the cab? Get out of the cab.

Why did the archaeologist bury his brother? Because he was dead.

What Starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

Why did the man go to Chinatown? Because he was hungry.

Wanna hear a joke the WNBA

Q:What did the policemen say to the other policemen? A:Safe

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

Who is Red and White and comes on Christmas? A Russian Candy Cane

A pregnant woman takes the bus, once inside she realizes that there are no seats. No one was pollite enough to let her sit down so she felt pretty uncomfortable on the way home.

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