one fish two fish red fish kill the fish

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, they're just out of bad taste.

Why was Johnny crying? Because... Because... Because... Because... Because... Because of the wonderful things he does.

Who ate the cookies? Your face. Litterally.

DON'T expect the unexpected, you don't want to KILL the unexpected ;-)

How do you make an antijoke corny. How? Corn.

Why did a guy with a lisp, v-neck, and piercings pee while sitting down? His joints hurt.

How do you get your wife to stop nagging? chop off her head

How do you make a girl happy then sad within 5 seconds? Buy her a pony and then shoot it

How many doctors does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

Knock, knock. Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your spouse is in hospital.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

Q: What did the man with no arms and no legs receive for Christmas? A: Cancer

Roses are green Violets are green I'm colour blind Everything is green

Excuses are like butt holes...they are round

What do you call a supporter of Barrack Obama? A welfare recipient

Two men are sitting in a bar. They finish their drinks and pay the bill before leaving.

What do cats eat for Dinner? Cat Food.

404 Error: Joke not found

What is brown and sticky? A masturbating Negro.

Dan O'Driscoll

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC.

Hello I'm a fat kid

What did the fat man get for his birthday? diabetes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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