what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

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what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

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Why was Bill Clinton such a good president? He went to ifreeclub.com

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a chicken

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What was the latino gardener doing? Working hard to keep his job in these tough economic times.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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What's worse than getting stuck in traffic? AIDS.

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What do Ethiopians do at Christmas ? Starve...

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his 8th birthday? Prosthetic arms and legs.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am.

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how did the chicken cross the road. it didnt.

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Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

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No entiendo PORQUE cada día amanezco

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What did the anti-joke say? Nothing for it is an anti-joke which is a group of word formed to create a sentence and sentences cannot speak.

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What do you get when you cross a horse and a pony? A mule

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other one's a watermelon

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Boy: BRB Girl: OK. *Two hours later* Boy: Back. Girl: What took you so long? Boy: Someone asked why I loved you. Girl: Aw, that's so s- Boy: I know! I had no idea who he was! I had to call the cops.

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Three black men walk into a store at 2:00 in the morning, what happens next? They buy some snacks and leave.

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look at there!! an entire dog!!

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Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner there is no god and everybody hates you.

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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what do you get when you mix a bever and a racoon? A bevecoon!

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A hot girl walks past a boy and the boy turns around and watches her pass. The girl sees the boy staring and asks with a slight attitude, "What are you looking at?", to which the boy replied, "Well, I noticed you walking towards me and I couldn't help but think 'Hmm..she looks familiar. Have I seen her at school? No. Work? No. Somewhere else? Perhaps.' I then concluded that I've never seen you before and then you turned around and asked me what I was looking at. What are YOU looking at?"

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jewish people like other jewish people.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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