A man walks into the corner of a table and bruises his leg. The bruise continues to be there for about 3 weeks.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? Neither have i

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was attached to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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A horse walks into a bar...n

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whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

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What's funny about suicide? Nothing, that's horrible.

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Q) what happens when you tackle someone with 2 legs? A) you fall over

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whats stupid and likes dumb jokes? you.

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Roses are red, Violets are PURPLE.

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Dead babies.

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Why was Susie screaming profusely? Susie has autism.

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Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

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Why is the grass always greener on the other side? because they have a landscaper.

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What is big and white, not the moon CC

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What's green, fuzzy, and would likely cause fatal harm if it were to fall on someone? A pool table.

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How many jews can you get in a car? 5, if you don't want any cops after you. The answer can also be 2,6,7,8,9. It's from car to car.

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How do you start up a good conversation? Wanna have a good conversation?

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A cat and a dog walk into a bar. The bartender says "it's refreshing to see perennial enemies enjoying each others company".

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What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

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what do you get when you mix a bever and a racoon? A bevecoon!

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a man walks into a bar..... the man pulls out a gun and robs the place as he is exiting he bumps into a child the child falls in the street and is crushed by a bus. the bus in an attempt to avoid the child swerves and hits a maternity clinic next to a gas station that promptly explodes. the robber so distraught he trys to shoot himself but the gun misfired and the man was arrested and was raped repeatedly in prison...he now has aids...

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What's worse than getting stuck in traffic? AIDS.

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Women

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