Why did the old man die? Because everyone dies

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You are the weakest link. Goodbye.

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What do a duck and an elephant have in common? They're both yellow. Except for the elephant.

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minorities

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What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheel chair? A tragedy, especially considering his past struggles with HIV.

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What is black and hangs from a tree in my backyard? My neighbors children.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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There is a black man and a Mexican standing near the edge of a cliff, the black man turns to the Mexican and says, "We probably shouldn't stand this close to the edge of a cliff" The Mexican agrees and they step away from the cliff.

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Why don`t women need watches? Because in our modern society, there are many clocks in most locations.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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Don't rape me!

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cheese

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Once upon a time, You have a nice rack...

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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Poopsack Jones

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#FEARtheFLAMINGOS

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Poop

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why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

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Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange WHO? Knock knock? WHO'S THERE?! Orange Williams. Sorry, I suffer from debilitating OCD.

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Why do white people wear black shirts? Why do black people wear white shirts?

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What's a thither? My sister with a lisp.

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Q: What is long and hard? A: The gun used to kill my parents.

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What in the world is that thing in her butt!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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