ME: HEY ZACH DO YOU KNOW WHO LIKES YOU................... ZACH: NO!... WHO.... ME: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW??? ZACH:....YEAH!!!!!!!!!! ME: OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY NOBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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A blonde, the pope, and a young kid are in a crashing airplane and there's only one parachute. But by the time any of them equips it, the plane hits the ground and they all die.

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Q: What can a bench do that a mexican can't? A: Support a family.

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Q:What did a young Arnold Schwarzenegger say when his friends wanted to play a game pretending to be 18th century composers? A: "I'll be Mozart!"

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Why did the black guy jump into the pool? Because he wanted to go swimming

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset in her backyard Neither did she.

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Roses are blue, Roses are red. Give me your money, Or I'll cut off your head.

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Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

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Why did phil krahn go to the store? To get one of those suits

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What's white and comes out of a long black stick? Milk with a long black straw.

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There is a black man and a Mexican standing near the edge of a cliff, the black man turns to the Mexican and says, "We probably shouldn't stand this close to the edge of a cliff" The Mexican agrees and they step away from the cliff.

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you wanna hear a joke? no

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what are three words that are never used together in the same sentence ...... salid taste good

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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What do u call a black pope? A poooooopppp!

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Are you a homophobe? No, I'm cake. ,.

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Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because its ears were nailed to the floor.

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i like my women how i like my coffee ....i dont like coffee

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Knock Knock Whos there? The IRS *locking noise*

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What do you call a dead black guy? A TERRIBLE CRIME

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Obama.

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Women's Rights

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jack shine has boobs

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