A duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said the the man running the stand hey ba ba ba got any grapes? the man said no but i got some shut the F*CK up!

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tim rafter died no one cared

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Q: Why did the paraplegic go to the gym? A: to watch his friend work out

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Why did Harry go to the store? He was out of food.

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Your hat is not on you head. Where is it On you head

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What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve? Black mail !

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whats sad about a jew in a gas tank? nothing.

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Lebron Traveled

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What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

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A mexican goes to an ATM.

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Hummer.

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A van drives into a car.

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Why did Sally not get her permission slip signed? Because her parents where murdered. Why did Sally not think to ask her grandparents? Because there in jail for killing her parents.

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A girl walks into a bar. She's a lesbian.

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Q: Why do Jews have big noses? A: Because air is free!

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What's the difference of a team of black people and a pile of shit? None. Kelvin Yang.

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?" and the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer.

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Q: Why do Japanese people have eyes that look like they're stretched to the side of their head? A: When they are born, they come out head first, and their eyes are stretched to the side of their head and are stuck in that position due to the sticky, glue like substance found inside a woman's stomach.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman all walked into a bar. But, the bartender was not happy, as he had noticed that each of them were wearing tops with rude slogans on them. The Bartender said to the Englishman, "you do know that your t-shirt isn't suitable for the children in here, don't you?" "Oh," said the Englishman, "I'm sorry, I'll go home to change it at once." Next, came the Irishman, who's top was slightly worse than the Englishman's. The bartender said to the Irishman, "you do know that the joke on your jumper is sexist, don't you?" "Oh," said the Irishman, "I'm sorry, I'll go home and change it at once." Last, was the Scotsman. The Scotsman's top was particularly bad, and the bartender especially did not want this top to be seen in his bar. So, the bartender said to the Scotsman, "you do know that the slogan on your cardigan is racist, don't you?" "Oh," said the scotsman, "I'll go home and change it at once."

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Q: What's better than a dead baby? A: Knowing who killed it, because then you can report them to your local authorities, thus creating a safer community.

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"I lost the game." Hahahahahahahahahahahaha in your face

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What happened to the man that jumped off the cliff. He died....

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What happened when the terrorist with a bomb went into a school. He blew up and everyone died.

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Your mum so fat, she died of a heart attack

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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