Why did the lady drop her shopping Because she ran into coles

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Person 1: It's your birthday? Person 2: Yeah! Person 1: Oh.

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What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an orgy.

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What is the difference between a black man and a bike? Bikes are not human beings and therefore cannot experience the ups and downs a human being experiences.

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NEVER

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What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

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In Capitalist America, bank robs you!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Akshaytiger World

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Roses are red Voliets are blue I suck at making poems Refrigerator

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Why did the blonde cross the road? Because she was stupid.

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What's naughty and rhymes with CORN? Naughty corn.

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Why did the baby cross the road. It was stapled to the chicken.

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What's a golfer's favorite sandwich? Well, it depends on the golfer

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Knock, knock. Who's there? A black Russian.

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What do you call it when a drunk guy puts a tree in his house and then decorates his fireplace with his socks? Christmas (I didn't come up with this)

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A black man walks into Best Buy and buys a Television full price.

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Two horses, a man with a tall bun, three lesbians, an African woman and another man wearing a clown suit come up to you in your work outfit and shriek:"Happy Casual Friday!" Okay, so maybe this went too far.

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What do you call a horse, a cow, a pig, a sheep, a dog, a cat, and a mouse all walking in a straight line? Animals

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A zucchini is walking down the street, when he spots a cucumber club on his left hand side. Having nothing else to do he decides to walk in. When he walks into the club all of the cucumbers stop and stare at this strange being in their club. Finally, after having one too many drinks, one cucumber decides that this ridiculousness has gone on long enough and it is up to him to say something, so he goes up to the zucchini and says, "Hey buddy, what's your problem, clearly you are in a cucumber club and you're a zucchini." The zucchini just looks at him, puzzled, and responds " A cucumber club? I thought this was a ucumber club!!!!!"... It's funny because zucchinis are dyslexic.

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Q: How do you kill a blonde? A: Put M&M's on the bottom of a pool, and tell her to arrange them in alphabetical order. By the time she starts to question this, the poison should be kicking in.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog.

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knock knock come in

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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