- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the horse gay. He rapes 3 children

What's one thing a black man can't have? White skin

Whats worse than getting in a 30 MPH car accident? Getting in a 40 MPH car accident.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Will my son live, doctor? No because you don't have a son and I am not a doctor

Last night I had consensual sex with my long term girlfriend in the missionary position. It lasted approximately 4 minutes before I ejaculated into the durex extra safe condom.

Steering Wheel Face.

I don't get it

what did the man with no legs get for Christmas? A piano

Whats worse than being hit by a bus and dying? Being hit by a bus and listening to Justin Beiber in a hospital bed.

Time flies like a banana.

Knock Knock Who's There? ... knock a door run

When life gives you lemons, throw them away. Nobody likes lemons.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a mosque.

R2-D2 is quite possibly the most vulgar character on the set of Star Wars. Every word he says is bleeped out.

why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

My friend said that onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him with a watermelon.

What do you call a pelican with no wings? A dead pelican

What do you give a Penn State waterboy for Halloween - Candy

Why was the man running from the cops? His car broke down.

Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

whats pale and white your ass.

Your as much use as Anne Frank's drum kit.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Here comes a car, It ran over m--

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