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Knock knock Who's there? No-one who??? *Silence*

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Why did the man masturbate? Because there was no one who wanted to partake in sexual intercourse with him.

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haiku's are stupid, and do not always make sense, refrigerator.

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What's the easiest way to kill a blond? You stab her.

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What do you call a man with no eyes or ears? - Deaf and Blind.

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What's worse than anti-joke.com? Non-anti-joke.com! Louis

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roses are red violets are blue god made me pretty what happened to you?

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Why don't rhetorical questions need answers? Because that is what makes them rhetorical.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno, that's why I asked you.

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I was in the grocery store on a sunday afternoon, and i saw a black man. To my surprise, HE DIDN'T BUY ANY FRIED CHICKEN?!?!

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A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

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TRUE COMEDY: "HOW ABOUT THAT AIRLINE FOOD!"

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Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

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Roses are red. So is bacon, Poetry is hard . bacon.

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A Rock accidentally fed a giraffe his fetuses conceived by a box of glue from Jewish Heritage that was made from marker sharpeners that fed paper to elephants while strumming a box of tissues to wipe up the mess from a box of chocolates Forest Gump feeds on your soul while a rock accidentally feeds a giraffe.

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roses are black, violets are black, im sleeping

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you just lost the game!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the car or i'll shoot you

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A chinese man, a white man, and a black man are all driving on the freeway. They see each other and wave as they all know each other, and then they focus on the road and drive carefully.

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How do u know when someone is horny? look at there pants

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How did the dog die? It was wet because of the rain so the little boy put him in the microwave for 30 minutes to warm him up

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Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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