Are you well? No, I'm not a well, I'm a person.

¸Knock Knock whos there Penis penis who your family has penis cancer

Knock Knock Who's There? ... knock a door run

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenia, and don't have any friends

ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

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A man walks into a bar. He says ow

How do you know if you've been drinking too much? You find yourself in a closet screaming, "I'm in Narnia!!!"

What's the difference between a single mom and a stripper? Job status.

What do you give a Penn State waterboy for Halloween - Candy

One Big Ass Mistake America

Star Wars

Why did the boy kill himself? Because he wanted to.

what do you call an asian flying a plane? a pilot

Where did John go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest but you mom is a whore

Do you think people can change? No. They can change their mind.

whats brown and black and sits in a tree...... a bird

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

Doctor: your mom has cancerous aids Me:*sob*

There is a penguin at the bakery: i want 2 loaves said the baker white or brown bread says the penguin does not matter I'm a moped

Why did a man get arrested in a bar He was covered in bombs and charged with terrorism

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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