- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your momma is so old, she has heart problems

Knock, Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah Witness.

When life hands you lemons, Squeeze them in the eyes of children

Justin Bieber having an erection.

Small titties.

Ben Colbert is gay

What do you call a young fortune teller who just escaped from jail? A small medium at large.

Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

"Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "The police. We're looking for three escaped inmates posing as bananas."

I tried to post an unfunny punch-line-less joke on anti-joke. It worked and I got tons of emotional affirmation from it and stuff, so thanks.

Connor "Rusty" McLeod

"I have some pretty bad news for you, but to ease into it, I will try to work it into a conversation." -Alright Doctor, let's try that." "Hey, how are you feeling today?" -"I feel great!" "That's odd, because you have leukemia..."

What do you call a midget sitting in a tree? Jim, because that's his name.

Which one is hardest?

Roses are red, Violets are blueish, Without Hitler, We'd all be Jewish.

A person walks into a store. He goes to a worker an asks "were is the potatos?" . The worker says, there on that shelf.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, The middle one's for you!

Q: Why don't blind people skydive? A:Because it is scary

What did the cab driver say to the duck who wanted a ride in the cab? Get out of the cab.

GAY PEOPLE

What did Bill go for his birthday? No where someone slashed his tires.

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why the second koala fall out of the tree? because it was hit by the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? because it thought it was a game.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised how far a can can preach in Chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he entered with a swine, and the muslim is embarrased for the horse.

A pregnant woman takes the bus, once inside she realizes that there are no seats. No one was pollite enough to let her sit down so she felt pretty uncomfortable on the way home.

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