you: Why did the chicken cross the road? them: "To get to the other side...?" you: Oh! *stare*

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ben. Oh hi! come in.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see his mother before she passed away of terminal cancer

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What do you throw a drowning guitarist? An emergency floatation device.

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why are their no mexicans in hell they all jumped the border

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What would Martin Luther King Jr. be today if he was white? Alive.

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So i was walking down the street and this guy was really excited. I said "what is so Exciting?" He said "i just saw Justin bieber kiss a girl."

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding, he can't walk.

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What is the saddest color? Red because his family recently was killed

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what do you call a jewish ladies boob? a joob

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I JUST HAD SEEX! How blantant, eh?

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I like the Tsarnaev brothers. They ran the Boston marathon and had a BLAST!

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Name two things that are stupid and can get stupider. You can't , there's only one a blonde

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why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled yo his face.

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A hot girl walks by a boy and he stares at her as she walks past. She see's him and asks "What are you looking at?", to which the boy replied "Oh I'm sorry. You happened to look familiar and I thought 'Perhaps I've met this person before. School? No. Work? No. I then concluded I've never seen you before and then you turned around and asked me what I was looking at".

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World Of Warcraft

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what did the man say when he got in the car?nothing he lost his voice in an accient that morning

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Roses are red, violets are blue; So go in bed, where I'll join you...

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Have you ever had Kenyan food? Neither have they.

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Knock Knock Who's There? No One You're Crazy

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Does it not sound kinda fun to keep slapping someone that always turns the other cheek?

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whats blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF

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What do you call a Black Comedian? Funny, You Racist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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