- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are in the oven, one looks at the other and says, "it sure is hot in here." The other responds, "AAhHH a TALKING MUFFIN."

Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

What does a person that is fasting get for Christmas? Food.

What's green and has wheels? Grass...I was just lying about the wheels.

What time is it? 12:03 AM

WHY DID THE KID RID HIS BRICK HE WAS BLIND

What did the guy do with the tv remote? Turn on the tv

What's the difference between a Mercedes and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

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why did the man die? he got shot

That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

What is the difference between a black man and a bike? Bikes are not human beings and therefore cannot experience the ups and downs a human being experiences.

whats the difference between a black man and a bench a bench can support a family

Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she heard there would be quaffles!

Why did the lemming jump off a cliff? Because he was suicidal.

...and I'm a Mormon.

Listen I know you're a cat and I'm a cat but I know we can be friends

Knock knock Whos there? Orphan. Orphan who? Orphan miller. Orphan miller who? Orphan miller jones. Orphan miller jones who? Thats it. Oh okay, I get it you're doing a knock knock joke Yeah. did it go alright? Yeah I guess, untill we started talking in 3rd person.

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wuts at the end of the world? nothing the earth is spherical and therefore does not have an end

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Your in the wrong hemisphere

What do you say to a blind buss driver? You suck

Yo momma's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror she decided to get plastic surgery.

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 1,150 pounds.

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