Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, go ask the chicken.

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haha.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms or legs. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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What's big, grey and can't swim? A castle

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms ... Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie

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A polish, english and african man each were standing on a skyscraper. The african man jumped and died. The polish and enlgish men called 999.

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guess what Beethoven is doing right now. de-composing

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Q:whats the easiest way to get crabs? A:at your local seafood market.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Leave the plunger in her toilet with the handle greased.

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What did Sam say when the basketball hit her face? Ouch.

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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There once was a man from Peru Whose limericks stopped at line two (I sense the public demanding an encore) There once was a man from Verdun There's also a limerick about Emperor Nero, but I can't tell it to you.

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How do you get a movie star to go out with you? Blackmail.

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2 blonds are driving on the road on their way to Disney Land. They come to the sign that says Disney Land left so they started crying, turned around and went home.

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A black policeman and a white policeman work different shifts, one is during the day and one is at night and the both get equal pay.

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hi

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Knock Knock. Who's there? UPS.

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Do you know any good bird jokes? Well this is hawkward...

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what is fat and ugly. fat and ugly people

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How do you get a baby to stop crying You kill it

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why does everyone hate chris. cause he's a douchebag.

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Knock, Knock! Who's there? Matt. Matt, who? You're friend Matt that you texted twenty minutes ago telling me to come over.

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Your argument is invalid, but I will allow you your opinion nonetheless.

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