Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

Q: What came first, the chicken or the egg? A: The egg, dinosaurs reproduced long before chickens existed.

Why didnt the kid go in the pool? Because there was no pool!!

Why wasn't Pat able to get an erection? Because Pat is a girl.

"This is not a drill!" - guy holding a hammer

Why aren't jokes funny in base 8? Because 7, 10, 11.

roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

why did the rooster cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

Time flies like a banana.

whats pale and white your ass.

A man walks into a bar... And orders a drink

What is the black mans favorite color? -Time for you to get a watch

Q: Why is winter the best season? A: It eliminates the homeless.

My mother got hammered last night. We cried at her funeral.

Jewish People

So I'm balls deep in this turkey dinner....... then i proceed to ejaculate into it and ruin my family's Thanksgiving along with their perception of me.

Jake Bowar

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why did the rhino cross the rode? Because it was the chickens day off.

There was a blond girl, a redhead, and a brunette. They all walk into a hotel and are granted equally friendly desk service because hair color is not a reliable indicator of intelligence or economic status.

What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

why did the little old lady die? she was mugged then shot in the head 5 times.

snooki from jersey shore walks into a bar and gets arrested.

Gadaffi

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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