What is the biggest lie in the universe? I love you.

Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

Kid: Hey,can i have all the answers to this test please. Teacher: What the hell kid im the fricken teacher.

Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What's samller than a table but can't go under it? A baby with hay fork in his back.

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A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: I am.

An owl turns to the other owl. He has to, he can't move his eyes.

What do you call five dogs with no balls? Five bitches.

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete.

You wanna hear a JOKE !?? Justin Bieber has a DICK !!

- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. - You don't need to because N and O are already together. - Then maybe a cyber-relationship would work. - Why ? - Look at your keyboard, U and I are next to each other.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its shoulders.

What did the cancer patient say to the arab? the tumors hurt my body

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

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Do you want to hear a joke? Yes? Well that's probably why you came to this site.

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Roses are red, stones are gray, this poem is obvious, YOU DONT SAY??

What do you get a black guy when he is hungry? Something edible.

What's red and smells like cherries? Cherries

What's one thing a black man can't have? White skin

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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