Q: What's the similarity between puzzles and women? A: Prior to the 1920's neither had the right to vote.

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newt gingrich

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What do you call an insect that has 8 legs? A spider.

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women leaving the kitchen

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Never said that friend, anyway I got to put this down, people are asking why I am typing anti jokes. Well, they should all know how much I love spamming by now. ;). Now, you better do not have someone hack this site, it will be a hell of a lot easier explaining this, if this information is not recovered much later, days after getting hacked away. Give it three months, half a year or so, and I will contact you if you like. Have a nice day.

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Q: What came first, the chicken or the egg? A: The egg, dinosaurs reproduced long before chickens existed.

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why did the chicken cross the road? why do you care?

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whats worse then finding a finger in your soup? - being a cook and losing a finger

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Roses are red, Violets are not blue, they're violet, which is why they're called violets.

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Sam: Knock knock? You: Who's there? Sam: Sammy Sosa. You: Hi, Sammy Sosa. Sam: Hi.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He farted

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. Your family is dead.

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What did the skeleton say to the man? Nothing.

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What wears a white robe and shines? A special boar.

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sweaty black guy

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yo mama so fat she's fat

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why cant blondes water ski.......... because whenever they split their legs they feel somthing wet

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One time a man cut off Chuck Norris while driving, and Chuck Norris kindly excused the man's lack of consideration for his fellow drivers.

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What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Make his family cry!!!!!!!!!

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Q: How many dead people does it take to change a light bulb? A: Trick question...i have sex with them in the dark

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Nickelback.

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