Avery has crabs.

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A black man walks into a bar. The man behind him ducks.

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You: I have a really funny Knock Knock joke but you have to start it. Someone Else: Okay, Knock Knock You: Who's there? (now watch their face as they become confused)

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it

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A black man, an Asian, a Jew, and an American all jump off a building. Unfortunately, they all died on impact and their families will mourn for years to come.

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Sup homie G. Shutup you are not black.

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What's worse than a woman driver? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

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What happened to the dying kangaroo? He died What animal is not in the lion king? Kangaroo --why? Because he died...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running. From the forest. That hell hole. He had got away, but he could remember. The darkness. The silence. Until the unmistakable scream of the guns and then- The Running. The Screaming. The Blood, oh the blood. Seeing Charlie. Oh, that damned soul Charlie. The bullet went right- But that was long ago. So long. But sometimes, in the silence, Chicken remembers. The Running. The Screaming. The Blood. And he screams.

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What's funnier than Carrot Top and Dane Cook combined? Almost anything.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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What time is it? 12:03 AM

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How Long is a Chinese man.

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Knock Knock Who is it? Me, I forgot my keys on the way out oh ok...

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Did you see Ray Charles's house? No. Yeah, neither did he.

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What do you call a blue duck that speaks? A dream.

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That maternal figure of yours is of such inadequate intelligence that she cannot fathom that, given a scatterplot with a linear correlation of greater than -1 and lesser than 1 and a reasonably consistent rise over run, a future value along the y-axis can be predicted if following the y=a(x)+b equation.

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Why did James come back to drive the boat again this year? Because he likes driving boats and towing passengers

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why was the Jewish child sad? He was recently abandoned by all his family.

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A: Knock knock! A: Who's there? A: Forever A: Forever who? A: Forever Alone

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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Q: How many dead people does it take to change a light bulb? A: Trick question...i have sex with them in the dark

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A man. That is all.

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A man and a chicken walk into a bar... I forgot the rest of the joke .... YOUR MUMS A WHORE

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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