- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black say when an asian knocked him out? Nothing, he was knocked out

Why did the black guy hate the white guy??? Because the white guy enslaved his ancestors.

What do you call a fish without an eye? fsh.

How did the happy clown die? Testicular Cancer.

How do you know when a guy wants to have sex with you? When he rapes you

Hey, did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No He didn't either.

Babies are like landmines; when you step on them they explode.

Okay so two penquins are sitting in a bathtub when one asks the other "Hey pass the soap!". The other one jokingly replies "what do I look like a typewriter?"

You: I have a really funny Knock Knock joke but you have to start it. Someone Else: Okay, Knock Knock You: Who's there? (now watch their face as they become confused)

An Irishman walks into a bar. He quickly exits as he thought it was the Polish restaurant located directly nextdoor. He then enters the Polish restaurant and orders a delicious lunch. He tips his waiter 20%.

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

Women's rights

What did the mute child say to his parents for the first time? "My head hurts" Doctors later found he had hypertensitive heart disease and an aneurysm in his brain. He died later that month.

How do you make a baby eat his food? Make one first

here's a great way to ruin someone's 'knock knock' joke: Knock knock Come in!

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the necessary mental ability or muscle structure to complete said task.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Dwayne. Ok... come in.

Whats worst than being attacked by a tiger? Being attacked by 2 tigers.

whats the best way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

You are the weakest link. Goodbye.

What do you call Obama? - the president

your mother is so lesbian

Is this Chick-fil-a? No, this is Joe.

Q: what do strawberry and a cat have in common? A: they are both red except for the cat

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