A man stuck his diick in a blender He had a "penis shake" for breakfast

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Peas and Corn. Porn., a deer

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chuck norris's tears cure cancer, to bad chuck norris never cries

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Hey you want to hear a joke? Oh well. Goodbye

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Why did the indian man take the peanuts out of his lunch? Because he's allergic.

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Knock Knock Bark, Bark, Bark, Bark, YELP! Whimper Whimper... Hey man, come on in.

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If you look up stupid in the dictionary the definition would say stu·pid? ?[stoo-pid, styoo?] -er, -est, noun adjective 1. lacking ordinary quickness and keenness of mind; dull. 2. characterized by or proceeding from mental dullness; foolish; senseless: a stupid question. 3. tediously dull, especially due to lack of meaning or sense; inane; pointless: a stupid party. 4. annoying or irritating; troublesome: Turn off that stupid radio. 5. in a state of stupor; stupefied: stupid from fatigue.

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What do you call a gay African American Jewish German flight attendant who is addicted to many hard drugs? His name.

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Hey, name is Anita, I am Nero`s nurse, he told me to say that if you wish to speak any further, you are going to have to call him and prove you are not some guy. Say Tifa, do you ever play videogames?

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Why did the black man rob the russian guy? He didn't. He was too scared.

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What do you call postman pat when he is retired? Pat.

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What happened when Dave tried to break the record for most marshmallows in the mouth at once? He choked and died.

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What did the say to the host of the pool party after he pooped? Mr. TImmons! There is chocolate in the pool!

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-What's the difference between a frog? - it jumps higher.

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Where do cows go on the weekend? The slaughterhouse.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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A Nazi ran into a Bar.

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, dogs can't speak English.

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why did abby get fired? cause she showed allie anti joke.com!!! :0

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Your mama's so fat, she's dead!

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If u and I jumped off a cliff..who would land first? who cares..

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I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned

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like facebook.com/john maon

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