- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't the chicken wear pants? Beacuse its pecker is on its face.

A mushroom walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We don't serve your kind." the mushroom asked why, the Bartender said, "Because your under aged"

Two blonds are racing. Who wins? The first one to pass he finish line.

What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

A man stuck his diick in a blender He had a "penis shake" for breakfast

Your Mama is so stupid She shot herself by accident and died. Your family has not stopped mourning since

How Do You Get Your Mom To Shut up? You Kill Her.

Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? Because they were part of his uniform.

Person 1: It's your birthday? Person 2: Yeah! Person 1: Oh.

Why did the young woman have a sore vagina? Because she just experienced intercourse for the first time and her partner was not as gentle as he should've been, given the situation.

how do you spell ugly ? U G L Y.

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What's black and white and red all over? A cow being processed

What do you call a man who just came home from a 72-hour work shift ? You don't call him, you let him sleep.

what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a PENIS

Q. What gets louder as it gets smaller? A. A baby in a paper shredder

Why Do Indians Not Like Snow? Because it is white and on their land

Whats worse than living with cancer? Dieing of cancer.

you will die someday

What's meaty and has a poof? A meatball with a bubble.

Q:Whats funny? A:Genocide

If u and I jumped off a cliff..who would land first? who cares..

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? It's everybody in the world telling you to stop re-using this joke.

why was the cow laying down? because little johnny shot him with a 50 calliber

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