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whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

Penis in a box.

Why was the plumber very sad Because i killed his family

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the chicken fall off the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and the cut his head off

Scenario: 2 guys with big feet and a camels Anus are hiking on Mount Everest with a set of elephants dildos Man 1: what's the difference between a Volkswagen and a clock? Man 2: what? Man 1: you can't toboggan of a green house roof with a tub of Vaseline and a ostrich party on lady gaga's Anus

A Jewish man overhears another man making a joke about the Holocaust. The Jew says, "Hey! You! My father died in the Holocaust!" The other man says, "Oh, I'm sorry. What camp was he in?" The Jew says, "Camp? No, my father had a heart attack."

If through some strange space-time paradox, Chuck Norris ever had to fight himself, Chuck Norris would-- What am I saying, that would never happen!

What do you call a person trying to save his interprise from partaking in a financial collapse by binging on alcohal? An alcoholic.

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

What looks like a 50p and has a narrow back?

your family is so poor that you require healthcare to recieve money

Why Was my mommy gone last night? -cause I ****ed her

Mexicans working in an office

little travis puts hedgehogs in his poop chute

Knock knock? Whose there? Who's. Who's who? No you used the wrong form of who's.

why did the bird fall out of the sky? it had been shot by a bird hunter, as it was bird season.

What's worse than anti-joke.com? Non-anti-joke.com! Louis

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

So a blonde was trying to peel a banana, but she couldn't because she was viciously attacked by chimpanzees and had all her fingers bitten off

Why Do Indians Not Like Snow? Because it is white and on their land

What's fat and ginger? My dog.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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