Chocolate Bananas with Brocclie.wom

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How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Who knows? They all just sit and bitch about it.

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There's no "i" in tim.

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A man walks into a bar. He asks the bartender for a glass of milk. The bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve milk here.

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What did David say to Goliath? Not sure, does anyone have a Bible?

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A Mexican walked away from a construction site.

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What's faster than a Mexican running away with your T.V.? An Airplane

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What did one guy say to the other guy?? Well he just hi but hi backwards is ih and that reminded him of his days in Nahm because that's what his Sargent said and that reminded him of ice-cream because his Sargent smelled like ice-cream and that reminded him of the song that the ice-cream played which reminded him of Disney world which reminded him of a priest raping little boys which mad him laugh because that reminded him of a Jew picking up a penny which reminded him of Osama be shot in the f**k**g face and that reminded him to say how are you to the other guy.

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What did the robot do when a person was shot? Nothing, it wasn't programmed for that situation.

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once three middle easterns were walking down the street bomb bomb bomb

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The size of Idris Elba's penis

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69

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what do you call four black people in a red sleeping bag? -a very snug sleeping bag as they can rarely fit more then one person comfortably

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How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas? Jewish people do not celebrate Christmas, for Christmas is an annual commemoration of the birth of Jesus Christ, celebrated generally on December as a religious and cultural holiday by billions of people around the world. A feast central to the Christian liturgical year, it closes the Advent season and initiates the twelve days of Christmastide. Christmas is a civil holiday in many of the world's nations, is celebrated by an increasing number of people, and is an integral part of the Christmas and holiday season.

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Whats the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick into someones ass

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender brings him the beer, and the man drinks it. Then the man dies in a car crash while driving back to his family

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Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin When They Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

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A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits.

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What is as ugly as Justin Bieber's face? Justin Bieber's face.

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- How do you keep an idiot in suspense? - How? -......

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How do you spell Madeleine Mccann? I A N

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducked.

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How did the ruttabaga believe itself to be a ruttabaga? Because it was in fact NOT a ruttabaga, but some self-aware individual with delusions.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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