- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He let go of it.

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Why was the black man sad? People were frequently talking and whispering about his dark colouring behind his back. Also he had no legs.

My wife and I have been married for ten years. She is a great care-taker and I couldn't be more happy. Then she asked me to make her a sandwich, I went to the kitchen and into the knife drawer...well I think you can guess what happened after that. I cut the meats, and I made her a sandwich.

Why did the thief steal the kitchen sink? Everything else was stolen by another thief earlier in the day.

A man walks into the corner of a table and bruises his leg. The bruise continues to be there for about 3 weeks.

There once was a man from Bangkok, who hated limericks.

a boy walked into a pet store to get his bird some food. they were all out. the bird died.

What's funny about a Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian going over the edge of a bridge in the same car? Nothing, they all died

Two drums and a cymbal fall down a cliff. Ba-dum pssh.

once three middle easterns were walking down the street bomb bomb bomb

how did the horse fall into the river? he sliped

Why was my teacher depressed? Because she wanted to live in her pasta

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? awkward silence What did the deaf guy say to the mute guy? Awkward silence....huh?

knock knock your gay

the joke below me is not an anti joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

Knock knock It's open, come in.

How can you tell Egyptian Bees are tired? When they put down their suitcases and yell "IM Tired!"

What does does an elephant and a grape have in common? They are both grapes except for the elephant.

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducked.

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was attached to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

what do you call four black people in a red sleeping bag? -a very snug sleeping bag as they can rarely fit more then one person comfortably

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