So this is an anti-joke website, right?

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roses are red violets are red everything's red i'm colour blind

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Friends are like trees, they fall down when hit multiple times with an axe.

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Why couldn't sally drive her car? Because sally is a girl.

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Why did the man buy a rope? Because he needed a noose

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An Arab walks into a bar. He then blows up the bar.

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Why did the ckicken cross the road? to kiss my ass

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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how do you drown a blonde in a kitty pool? put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom

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Why is a black man fat? Because he eats a lot.

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Hey I just met you,and this is crazy,please stand up,if you're the real slim shady.

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9/11/2001

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Small titties.

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How do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the Brake

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Blonde hair is the result of having two recessive alleles for hair color in your genotype. There is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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Q: Why was George Washington buried on a hill? A: Because he's dead.

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BUTTERFARTING

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What band protects hope in current music? Nickelback.

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How many feminist does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to screw it in, the other to suck a dick.

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Why Can't Asian women drive? a: Cause they are chink assholes who have only peripheral vision

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a truck? You drive a truck, Michael Jackson has anal sex with little boys.

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What’s the best part about winning a gold medal? Nothing. You’re on acid and staring straight at the sun.

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Q. Why did the koala bear go to court? A. Because too many people were referring to it as a bear when it is infact not a bear.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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