How did the people get into the pyramid?? They didn't

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A depressed gay teenager goes to his boyfriend’s house. Why and what happens? Shaun was often discriminated against for being homosexual. He always tried to be positive and a good person, but when his parents disowned him, Shaun couldn’t help but feel alone and unloved. Upset, Shaun went to his boyfriend’s house to seek comfort from his lover. Sunny, his boyfriend, immediately told Shaun that he loved him and things will get better for both of them. A year later, Shaun rebuilds his relationship with his old family and they apologize for their lack of understanding. Sunny and Shaun are very close emotionally, and wish to get married. However, they live in Texas, where marriage is outlawed. Shaun’s family agrees to help aid the couple financially in their marriage. They help Sunny and Shaun move to New York City where they had a successful gay marriage and pursued their dreams of becoming a video-game character designer/artist and a professional hop-hop dancer, respectively. They adopt their first child two months later and raise their child positively, and adopt her younger sister five months after that. The two daughters love their two dads and grow up to be a successful NASA scientist and a talented singer, respectively. Sunny and Shaun live a long, happy life together filled with love, happy, and joy. They die peacefully in their nineties.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They gave here a timeout, like any other sensible parent would.

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What's black and white, and red all over? newspaper...

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What do you get when you cross corn with more corn? A devestating force that will make you live on a rowboat and perform demeaning puppet shows you will not Even enyoy!!!!

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

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Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised they are in the presence of a celebrity.

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Q; Why does paint dry? A; Because plankton are single cell organisms

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why did the baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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Write your own

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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What are the things that define you? The things that define you.

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What a russian says to another russian? I don't know, but it must be somthing in russian.

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The Economy

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Knock knock! Who's there? Boo. Oh hey man, you got the meth?

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Four Chavs drove of a cliff today, why was a i sad? It was my car :C

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, im a dog

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What do you call a school bus full of black people? Not a school bus

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What is the difference between Charlie Sheen and Michael Jackson? One is dead, one is not.

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Did you see the blind man get hit by a car? Neither did he.

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? ...an owl with a bungee cord.

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What is x (4 - 10) + 6879 (333) x 678912345 - 9.87537 when x equals pi? Answer: YOUR FACE!!!

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Why did the man burn his face? He went into a fire. :D

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What happens if you're in the middle of counting towels? You finish counting your towels.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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