how do you reunite the beatles 2 bullets

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A Kinect

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why did the cow jump over the moon because it was on a high dose of lsd

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A black man, an Asian man, and a white man are stranded in the wilderness after their plane crashed. The black man has a flashlight, the Asian a bottle of water, and the white man a can of beans. They put their racial differences aside to increase chance of survival but were eaten by a pack of coyotes.

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Whats the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick into someones ass

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So two Jews walk into a bar... Its nice that they take missionary work to new heights

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 8 9

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What do you call a group of Mexicans crossing the U.S. border? A travel soccer team.

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I cant think of one (._. )

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Why don`t women need watches? Because in our modern society, there are many clocks in most locations.

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What animal is green and eats a green rockeater? A green green rockeater eater. What animal is green and eats a green green rockeater eater? A frog.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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What's funny about being adopted? Your parents never loved you

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cut it out ..but i dont have a scissor

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What's funnier than Carrot Top and Dane Cook combined? Almost anything.

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A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

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What's the difference between a mouse and a dinosaur? A lot.

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Mitt Romney for president.

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who is lanky? Theo Kingdom

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9:11 make a wish

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Jingle bells, batman smells, robin laid an egg.

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Why does 4 +5 = Hitler? It doesnt it equals 9.

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A black man, an Asian, a Jew, and an American all jump off a building. Unfortunately, they all died on impact and their families will mourn for years to come.

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why couldnt sally help timmy pick up his ice cream? she had no arms

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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