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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is too sparsely populated and not economically viable.

I told my friend a joke. He didn't laugh, I asked why. He said he was autistic and he does not understand humor.

Q: Has your ear operation had success? A: Hotdog with chili.

Knock Knock. Come in. -mattobrado

How do you catch a squirrel? Use a live, humane trap, and release it back into the wild afterwards.

What did the farmer say when he lost his pig? Wheres my Pig?

A Jewish man overhears another man making a joke about the Holocaust. The Jew says, "Hey! You! My father died in the Holocaust!" The other man says, "Oh, I'm sorry. What camp was he in?" The Jew says, "Camp? No, my father had a heart attack."

your mom is so stupid she did not do so well on her IQ test

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I don't have cancer, but you do. Love, your doctor.

Q:What kind of pizza did the World Trade Center order? A:Two Plains

what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

how do you call a boomerang that does not come back? - a stick

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Six hasn't been the same since he left Vietnam. Every time he closes his eyes, he's sees Charlie hiding in the darkness of the forest. Not that you could ever see those bastards, mind you. They were fast and they knew their way around the jungle. He remembers the looks on the boy's faces when they walked into that village and... oh Jesus. He shouldn't think about that now. Sometimes he still hears Tex's slow southern drawl. He remembers the smell of Brooklyn's cigarettes. He always had a pack of Luckys. But the boys are gone now... he knows that. It's--it's just that he forgets sometimes. And sometimes the way that seven looks at him... it makes him think. Sets him on edge. And he feels like he's back there... In the jungle... In the darkness. Seven has a hook for a hand as well, which is very scary.

what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped and left to die in the snow.

A guy walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks then goes home.

What do you call a gay dinosaur? a mega sore ass

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

A man walks into a bar. His alcoholism is destroying his family.

how do you kill a mexican? make him go to the cicus

Q: What do cows do on the weekends? A: They go to the Moovies Q:What do pigs do on the weekends? A:Go Bowling

What's worse than dropping your phone in the toilet? Drinking only milk and honey for 7 days and then getting diarrhea while lying chained up completely naked with red fire ants going up your anus and all over your body while you get eaten alive in slow painfully miserable death

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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