Knock knock. Who's there? James. James who? You know, from across the road? But where's the punchline? This isn't a joke. Isn't it? No. Can you still add a punchline? OPEN THE DOOR!

What do you call a file named pedo? A. Pedobear B. Toast C. Pedofile

Knock Knock. Who's there? Dwayne. Ok... come in.

josh roberts you speccy cuunt

A woman gets in her car to drive.

do you know what's so funny? yup

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Whose there? A chicken.

I cant think of one (._. )

The government wants us to stop using gas and be eco friendly. Tell that to Hitler.

And then the devil said "Let there be Justin beiber"

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

What do you call a one-armed man Whatever his name is

Q: What word contains all the letters in the alphabet? A: A made-up word, probably.

what happend to the ghost? he dissapeared! :)

What did Jimmy get for his birthday? Nothing, he was dead

your mother is so lesbian

jewish people like other jewish people.

How many no-armed amputees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

What's worse than the titanic sinking 9-11

What's brown, dusty, and full of male? My asshole.

Why can't Hank swim? Hank is a rock

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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