When Jesus came back from the dead the first thing he said was "It was just a prank bro!"

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A englishmen an irishmen and a ginger walk off a bridge gingers have no souls

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What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a women? Sex.

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-What's brown and rhymes with snoop? -Dr. Dre

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Why are blonds so stupid? Because our society is insecure and we need a common denominator to pick on, so we can feel more comfortable with our mediocre lives.

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math test 2=2

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My dog has no nose, so how does it smell? It can't, I just told you it has no nose.

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What did Bill go for his birthday? No where someone slashed his tires.

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What do you call a jew with no money It doesn't really matter because all jews have money

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How do you know a dude is dead? He doesn't breath, he has no color in the face and his heart has stoped.

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What do you call a black Arnold Schwarzenegger? Arnold Schwarzenegger.

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If you say gullible over and over again, it sounds like stupidity.

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what's the funniest anti joke? not this one

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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Why did the man go to the restaurant? Because he wanted to get some food.

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Q: What do you call an elephant between two buildings? A: An elephant between two buildings, and the question of how the elephant got there

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The burgler walked into the house. Nobody noticed the initial intrusion. The burgler quickly left. The family of which was stolen from woke up the next day and enjoyed a hearty breakfast of grains, oats, and barley without a worry on anyone's mind.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a tasty treat you can peal and enjoy and the other is an orange

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When life gives you melons, you know you're dyslexic.

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What's the difference between me and you? Dr. Dre

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What's black, white, and red all over? White on black homicide.

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A bar walks into your mother.

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nice shorts.

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What did the apple tree say to the farmer? Well! since trees nor apples have the ability to talk I would say the apple tree said nothing. And if the farmer thinks it did say something he should visit the doctors to check his hearing. The End.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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