- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead black guy in the road? It doesn't matter, I cried after both

a muslim walks in to a bar... there were no survivors

-What's the difference between a frog? - it jumps higher.

whats the boys name that has no legs no arms and no eyes? lucky

Whats the difference between a cobra and the hulk? One is my penis and the other one is a cobra.

the guy below me is gay

A fellow walks into a bar very down on himself, so he goes into the bathroom and hang himself from the pipes.

This desk is two chromebooks wide. It will be one once I push yours off.

Emma Brown..I'd tap that shit Dylan xoxo

A Muslim, a Jew, a Christian, and an Atheist are eating at the same table. They are friends, and they do this from time to time.

knock knock Come in.

what did you call a downer in the medieval times? spazalot

What's purple and green and has a criminal record including two counts of armed robbery, five counts of possession with intent to sell, one count of attempted murder, several citations for underage drinking, and a parking ticket? Barney, but ignore all that other stuff. His record was expunged.

Whats funnier than an anti joke? a real one.

A simple math problem. If 10% of men are gay, and 20% of men are chinese what is the probability that a man chosen at random spends his free time and meal time both on his knees?

Why did the chicken cross the road? There's no way to know. The chicken can't speak any humanly comprehensible languages so any reason we can determine is pure speculation.

Timmy heard that Red Bull gives you wings. He drank one and waited. No wings. He drank another and waited. No wings. Timmy drank 3 cases of Red Bull trying to get wings. Timmy died. The end.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Knock Knock. Who the hells there? Nevermind.

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? His family had to sell it in order to put food on the table

What did the cow say to the other cow? How should i know? Go ask them.

-Whats the worst part about being a black jew? -You have to sit in the back of the oven.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? SOL.

sticks and stones may break my bones but cataracts will prohibit you from eyesight

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