- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What did Jerry Sandusky get for Christmas? Raped in jail.

Women's Basketball.

What's funny about a Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian going over the edge of a bridge in the same car? Nothing, they all died

flip flop chop, clip clop cow, POW. hahahahahah. :).

hi my name is 50 cent my mom swallowd 2 quarters befor i was born dsthgiudghyudgfuawyg

Roses are green Violets are yellow Those are the wrong colors oh well who gives a shit.

How many rats live in a llamas stomach? the cats pajamas

how did the horse fall into the river? he sliped

no u

minced oaths

Why did the Octopus jump off the bridge? To breathe

what is red and looks like blue paint? red paint.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? A Derrick Rose jersey.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Who are you?

How many Chinese men people does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Anyone can screw in a light bulb, regardless of race or gender.

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing? Answer - A gay homosexual

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red Fences are red OMG MY FENCE IS ON FIRE!

Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

Real jokes.

What did the mute child say to his parents for the first time? "My head hurts" Doctors later found he had hypertensitive heart disease and an aneurysm in his brain. He died later that month.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't, because feminists can never change anything!

A black man walks into a bar. the bartender ask what he wants to drink. the black man responds , "i will have one beer please". so the bartender gives it to him and says have a nice day.

a boy walked into a pet store to get his bird some food. they were all out. the bird died.

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