- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's faster than a Mexican running away with your T.V.? An Airplane

Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Everyone on board died.

Why did the bride get a refrigerator for her wedding? Because it is a very nice present

Whats the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick into someones ass

What is brown and sticky? Poop

Whats big, tall and fat? Most of America.

why did Louisa go black and never go back? She got hit by a truck

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Why don`t women need watches? Because in our modern society, there are many clocks in most locations.

Why do Jewish people where hats in church? They feel there head will often get cold

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because once it had inadvertently escaped the farm it was being kept on it was startled and with no concept of road and pavement happened to traverse a road, with no real motive.

Why did the black man sit at the back of the bus? Because all of the seats were taken by other people of different races. Luckily for the man, there was one empty seat at the back which he was able to sit on to make himself comfortable.

do you know what's so funny? yup

A horse walks into a glue factory..

Why can't Hank swim? Hank is a rock

Knock Knock. Shut up.

What do you call a Colombian who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What did the boy with Aids pray for? A gun

What do a baker and gynecologist have in common? They can smell it, but they can't eat it.

Two men sit down at a bar. First man: I hear you're having a baby! Second man: My wife had a miscarriage. First man: Oh.... The talking ceased

Whats worse than dieing of Alhzymers? Anal Rape

What is the diffrence between a guy and pie? The pie taste like fruit somethimes

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