Knock Knock. Who's There? Let Me In. Let Me In Who? Let Me In or I Will Kill You Tomorrow!

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what's long, skin colored, erect, and limp? a finger.

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How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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Q: What is long and hard? A: The gun used to kill my parents.

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Why did the boy bump into a pole. He was sleep-walking with his eyes closed.

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I'm Jewish

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

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Yo mama is so fat, that she recieves an allowance due to being physically disabled.

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What do you call two men having sex with Oprah? Group sex.

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yo mama's so sexy... wait, thats not how it goes

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If olive oil is made of olives, calculate the mass of the sun.

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What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding half a worm and wondering where the other half is. o.O

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planking.

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Do you want to hear a joke? Well, I do too.

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A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

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Write your own pointless joke on http://pointless-jokes.tk

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Hey, we're both lawyers.

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a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and the cut his head off

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What has 7 mouths 3 eyes and 5 noses Something very ugly

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Star Wars

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What do you call a women with two black eyes? Someone trapped in the cycle of violence that is domestic abuse. The few friends and family members she still speaks with tell she should leave. They don't know about the last time she threatened to leave him, when he held a gun to her throat and screamed "You try an leave me I'll kill you and your precious god damn babies!" Now she suffers silently for fear of what he might do to her family, but is increasingly worried about the way her husband has begun looking at their 13 year old daughter. Every night she kneels at the foot of her bed and prays for death, over the sounds of her own sobbing and her husbands drunken rage. Also she is a slow learner.

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What did the goat say to the dolphin dogs don't lay eggs

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What do you put on top of salad? Salad Dressing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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