What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

"How come the week takes so long but the weekend goes by so fast" "Because there are five days in the week and two in the weekend"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

what do you call a slave with a dream of being free? whatever his name happens to be

Why did the chicken cross the road? As this question does not provide neccesary information, a plausible answer cannot be found.

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what is the difference between a gay guy and Sarah Dwyer nothing the both like there sex but Sarah is a Guy.

Why did the man loose his balls? he had testicular cancer and had to get them removed.

Did you hear the Joke about the Deaf kid? Neither did he.

why did Max cry??? chicken

What do you call a man that likes fishsticks? His name

What did the aids patient do after he was diagnosed? He had sex with many more people and gave them aids as well.

Whats the difference between a horse and a pile of wheat? Its a pile of wheat.

how did the chicken cross the road. it didnt.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane. A pilot

what's the difference between a lamborghini and you're mother. cars don't scream when you rape them

the joke below me is not an anti joke

viki has 10 penises around her she eats 8 of them what does viki have? viki has AIDS

Jokes are funny.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he lost his grip on the branch and was unable to reach another before reaching the ground.

how do u get a nun off the bottom of a cruise ship you untie her

How did the poor young women get Aids? She got raped.

Who flexes triceps more than anyone? James

Roses are brown Violets are brown everything is brown Who shat in my garden?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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