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Your Mama's so fat she need some serious medication treating overweight.

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your mom is so fat she died of brain cancer

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if u dislike this u r most likely depressed

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Women's rights.

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Why didn't Dave buy his wife a watch for her birthday? Because she already had one.

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Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

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Why couldn't the little girl walk? She was raped by a herd of black men, resulting in irreversible damage to her rectum and groin area.

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friend: whats in the box? me: shhhh, its your mom... im saving her for later.

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NEVER

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Roses are red, violet are blue I have AIDS

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Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

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you just lost the game!

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a blond applies to college she gets in because she did well in highschool

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Q: What is worse than seven babies in a trash can? A: One baby in seven trash cans. Q: What is worse than one baby in seven trash cans? A: The Holocaust.

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A man walks into a bar. Realizing that he left his keys in his car, he called a locksmith to unlock the doors. He did not have money to pay this locksmith and was put in prison for his large sums of debt. He was shanked by a fellow inmate and died a few days later in the prison's hospital ward.

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Your mom is so fat, she has crippling depression and has tried killing herself three times.

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What's the difference between a bunch of slaves and a porsche? A: i don't have porsche in my basement

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You smell bad? Cool.

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Your brother is so ugly that sometimes he gets teased at schools and comes home crying.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a picnic table? Many things, really. Beginning with simple structural features such as the number of legs, of which there happen to be four on a generic picnic table, and two on a human being. One might observe that a typical african american male is between 5'8" and 6'2" in total length, whereas a picnic table, being made to support 6-8 people will generally be slightly longer. A black guy will generally be pictured standing upright. A picnic table is usually horizontally laid out upon a flat surface. The former is living or dead, the latter is usually nonliving, processed wood or metal. The former may move about from day to day of its own accord, the latter is completely stationary, and indeed very difficult to relocate, etc.

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-Whats the worst part about being a black jew? -You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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your moms so fat she has a heart attack when she walks to the pantry.

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