Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Because I'm blind

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What do you call a cat with no legs and an inverted anus? Nothing, you're to horrified to speak.

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What is 69? A two digit number.

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Whats worse than The Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Baby seal walks into a club... what a tragedy

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a bagel.

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A black man, an Asian man, and a white man are stranded in the wilderness after their plane crashed. The black man has a flashlight, the Asian a bottle of water, and the white man a can of beans. They put their racial differences aside to increase chance of survival but were eaten by a pack of coyotes.

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when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a black eye.

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Sea World Japan.

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Farmer Ned chased his chickens before they laid their eggs, because he likes his eggs scrambled.

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yo mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the size of the door...

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police, your wife just died

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What's the difference between a rooster and a waffle iron? A lot.

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So this guy drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later the girl has a misscarrage.

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your mom is so old she was put in an old age home

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Ok, So what happens when an Irishman, Rabbi, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Nothing the Black guys a recovering alcoholic and is supported by his loving family and friends, especially by his son Martin who he promised to stop drinking when he was 7.

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Why cant penguins fly? because they cant

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what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

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What's worst then lose 100$ Lose 101$

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- How do you keep an idiot in suspense? - How? -......

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What did the anti-joke say? Nothing for it is an anti-joke which is a group of word formed to create a sentence and sentences cannot speak.

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What is the best thing since sliced bread? Sliced butter.

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Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy but get in the van

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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