- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your doorbell is broken.

What do you get when an Alabama and an LSU kid are mixed?A small child who grows up in a world of fighting and domestic violence.

Why didn't the black man have a job? He was only in first grade.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Statutory Rape.

How do you know when someone tells a bad joke? You don't find it humorous.

9/11/2001

i cannot get my penis to rise to the occasion, it is the holocaust tho..

Why did the baby cross the road? His parents were drug addicts, and didn't pay him any attention.

What do you call two guys hanging by your window? Kurt and Rod

What's the capital of Thailand? The letter 'T'...

a black guy and a squirrel get hit on two different roads. whats is the difference? there are swerve marks by the squirrel.

What's the difference between a bunch of slaves and a porsche? A: i don't have porsche in my basement

A man sees the doctor. "Doctor, if I hit myself on my head, it hurts, if I hit myself on my arm, it hurts, and if I hit myself on my leg, it hurts as well." "The case is clear. You need to f*ing stop hitting yourself!"

Gracias por depositar mi dinero, y tener un buen día, adios.

What Mary short for? Due to the fact she has no legs, on account of the flesh eating she contracted after a visit to argentina thanks to the make-a-wish foundation. Mary also has cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? Having lost his job, wife, and general sanity, he resorted to suicide by car accident.

why did the baby die? It was born with cancer

how do you take a shit in public? pull down your pants and push in public

What did one muffin say to the other? I don't know, but you need a psychiatrist.

why was the old woman angry? fig pudding.

Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.

Q. Why did the koala bear go to court? A. Because too many people were referring to it as a bear when it is infact not a bear.

what is brown and sticky? a stick

Knock knock? Who's there? Madeline i am back!! :D

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