- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dr. Dick Howard Long visits a friend in England. Arriving at his friend's house, he knocked at the door. A butler then lets him in and asks, "Sir, would you like to wait while the Master bathes?" The doctor then replies, "Sure thing, I'll wait until he's done."

Whats worse than being gay? Nothing.

i had a bowl of soup and it was 5 inches in diameter and 3 inches tall. how much soup did i eat? very little because i drank most of it

What's the difference between black people and dog shit? One of them eventually turns white and stops smelling.

Why does the cool aid man make it look so easy to break through? -To Get to The Other Side!!!!!!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.

whats brown and black and sits in a tree...... a bird

Why is Chuck Norris' beard so great? because he grooms it daily.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

What walks on four legs in the morning, two in the afternoon, and one in the evening? A dog that plays in traffic all day.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. It's funny because the robot has no arms.

two muffins are in an oven. 30 min. later i ate a delicious treat.

Roses are red Violets are blue What was I saying? Oh yeah, your adopted.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

what do you call a man with no legs? disabled.

Q: What do you call a plane with no wings? A: An unfinished plane.

how many gay men can you fit on a barstool 1

What's worse than a good anti-joke? A bad anti-joke.

Q: Has your ear operation had success? A: Hotdog with chili.

Knock Knock. Come in. -mattobrado

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waste down and had no way of feeling

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing. Fruits can't talk.

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