- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waste down and had no way of feeling

Why did the cow puke up his grass? Because it is necessary so that the cow can re-chew his food to aid with the digestion.

I heard you let the cat out of the bag. It died.

What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

A man walks into a car dealership. The salesman was nice and he bought a Mercedes.

You know what's sad about the Special Olympics? Even of you win, your still retarded.

two muffins are in an oven. 30 min. later i ate a delicious treat.

whats worse then finding out your girlfriend cheated on you.. -9/11

What has 7 mouths 3 eyes and 5 noses Something very ugly

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

If TACOS are Mexican PASTA is Italian HAMBURGER is American Then what is pizza???..... Dough, Cheese and Sauce Just Kidding, that was bad..... Turtles..... :D

Chayton

French people

What do you call a black man forcing two young girls into his car with a gun? A Police Officer.

-What's a real anti joke? -This.

What happens when you drop the soap in Prison? You pick it back up and go about your business.

What's worse than getting a detention? Slavery...just kidding that was a good thing!

A family of black people get onto a plane. The son said to his father: "Why do planes have wings?" The father then replied by saying: "To help them fly son." The plane's wing then fell off due to a building error, then the plane crashed and everyone on board was killed.

did you know Helen Keller had a dog? neither did she.

What's flatter than a pancake? The baby I just ran over.

What do you call a man who gets off the train at Willoughby? Dead

Whats why was the 18 year old boy scared of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

Trust me im a doctor but this is pratice

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