a little girl gets raped

Trashcan!

Q: What did the rectum say to the Anus? A: "Your a waste."

what's the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Did you hear about the elderly bank robber? Me neither.

What is 18 inches long and makes a woman scream all night? Crib death.

I like my coffee like I like my women Without a penis

Wikipedia has no entry on "gullibility."

Brian Singmaster. Look him up, he's cute.

Is this Chick-fil-a? No, this is Joe.

Q: what do strawberry and a cat have in common? A: they are both red except for the cat

What do you call a disabled Jew? His name

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

What is the diffrence between a guy and pie? The pie taste like fruit somethimes

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? That she should train harder for her next boxing match, or find a less physically demanding hobby to partake in.

Q:what do you call a black guy with a gun A:racial equality in our nations armed forces

women leaving the kitchen

Why does Michael Jackson like K-mart? He does not; he is dead.

Black people are clen.

what did the joke say to the anti-joke? do you want to fight

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not a very good poet

How many wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. They prefer digging burrows for hibernation.

Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

So two Jews walk into a bar... Its nice that they take missionary work to new heights

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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