Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wish you were here, To get to the other side!

roses are red violets are blue i thought i was ugly but then i met you

why did the baby cross the road...? cause he was chained to my bumper

You play the piano? What more can you do? Sounds complicated but try me.

Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll probably just land back on earth.

What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

Did you hear the one about the blonde who went to the grocery store? She walked in, purchased the items that she specified on her shopping list, then left and went to her daughter's piano recital.

Your mother is so fat that when she passes in front of the tv, I lose 3 seasons of the series

"luke Bastiaan" "So, whens your period?"

Why can't Jesus eat M&M's? Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands.

Whats the worst part about being fat? Your fat.

what did one mexican say to the other Hi.

whats worse then finding out your girlfriend cheated on you.. -9/11

Poopsack Jones

Why is jim gay? because he likes men

Dozer has a soul

If you are good at taking quizzes, you are quizzical. What are you if you are good at taking tests? Testical.

planking.

Knock knock! Who's there? The police, we found your cat's body on the side of the road.

What did the man who was punched in the throat say to his friend?

There is a penguin at the bakery: i want 2 loaves said the baker white or brown bread says the penguin does not matter I'm a moped

How did shaniqua fall of the hill? because the diabito truck ran her over

Abraham Lincoln was the 16th Presient of the United States of America. The president to follow him was Andrew Johnson, president number 17.

What's the main reason for divorce? Marriage.

Anti Joke

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