Whats lemon scented and you shouldn't drink? Bleach

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A Fish walks into a bar. It died of oxygen starvation.

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A person walked into a bar, he saw it was the wrong bar so he leaves...

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? a boyscout comes back from camp.

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What does a person say before they die? Whatever their last word is

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Why couldn't the 14 year old find a date? Because he had a speech impediment and girls avoided him usually.

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3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks.

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-How do you pull a prank on Helen Keller? -Stick a plunger in the toilet!

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Yo momma's so fat and thank god because I'm a chubby chaser.

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What do you call a black guy with Alzheimer's? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE

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Why couldn't Simon run? Because he had Cerebral Palsy.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This line doesn't rhyme Neither does this one.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a pool? A: A man with no arms or legs in a pool.

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Why did the black man walk into KFC? He was terribly hungry and had a reasonable amount of currency with him to purchase food for his well being.

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

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What is Bigfoots favorite food? Biscuits and Gravy.

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Uh, erm, uh...I don't know.

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An Asian oceanographer went scuba diving in the Pacific Ocean. Three days later the coast guard found his remains torn apart by sharks.

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Why did Dave not hug his wife? Because she looked horrifying from the Iraq war.

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What turns red and explodes in a microwave A cat

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How can you tell if a Mexican's gay? Ask politely.

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Q: What did the rectum say to the Anus? A: "Your a waste."

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How many blondes does is take to screw a man? one and a condem

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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