Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

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What do you say to the man with lopsided balls? I am terribly sorry, your condition has most certainly left you socially alienated and confused.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest is a former alcoholic, and has the strength to turn around and leave.

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My aunt used to say slow and steady wins the race she died in a fire

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How do you start a Mexican parade? Close off the streets you plan to have the parade on, and be sure to have a decent amount of floats and marching bands.

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Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? You would too if your name was Hjshdvcyehbretafvvba.

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Lightening never strikes the same place twice. But it killed both my parents.

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What does a cupcake get for Christmas? A fat kid.

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What do you call a guy being followed by about 30 others with high powered rifles? A military general serving for his country.

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two guys are waiting at a train station...6 hours later one guy turns to the other and says "train aint coming"

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wanna hear a joke?... Womens rights

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Why did the chiocken cross the road? There's no such thing as a chiocken.

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Why did the unicorn cross the road? i dont know. unicorns arent real

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Women's sports.

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How does a black man make an anti joke? www.anti-joke.com/submit

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Why are black people so good at sports? Because there black.

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Knock knock It's open, come in.

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what do you call a dog with no legs? doesnt matter what you call him, he aint coming!

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What did the pornstar say to the priest? i DO porn

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Christopher Walken to a bar.

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Why couldn't the women drive? She was dead

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It is green and it is attached to a fence? Green paint

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What has four legs, its yellow with black spots, and can run as fast as a Cheetah? Another Cheetah

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Patrick is gay

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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