why are black people good at basketball? because they practice

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The real Justin Beiber reallly followed me on twitter I deleted my account, set my computer on fire, scattered the ashes and killed myself

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A bad decision because soccer is in their blood

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R.I.P Ryan Dunn.

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chuck norris's tears cure cancer, to bad chuck norris never cries

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How did the chicken cross the road? He went to the crosswalk so all the cars had to stop for him.

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A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. He says, "I am what I am." The white guy says, "yes." The black guy says, "why did you say yes?" If he was black he would have said, "I is what I is.":):):):):):):):)<3

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What did the 3 bears say when they saw goldielocks sleeping in their bed? Nothing. Bears can't talk so they ate her.

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Wanna hear a joke? A joke.

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What are the things that define you? The things that define you.

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Norm Macdonald's roast of Bob Saget.

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Q:Waht did the blind deaf kid get for chrismas? A: Cancer

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Why did a hipster walks into a health food store? To buy some healthy food.

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Why was the hamster not on his wheel? Because he had a stroke.

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Why did the japanese bomb pearl harbor? they wanted to weaken the US naval fleet to stop the US embargo on oil being shipped to japan

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slow down! you move too fast. you gotta make the morning last. just tripping down the cobblestones. looking for fun and feeling grovvy.

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So a blonde was trying to peel a banana, but she couldn't because she was viciously attacked by chimpanzees and had all her fingers bitten off

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Two robots walk into a bar, just kidding, they have Polio.

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A blonde girl walks into a screen door. She is blind.

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Why did the boy hate his bicycle and soccer ball he got for Christmas? The boy didn't have legs. He also hated sports. By the way he was black but that doesn't matter, he still hated sports. Who in the right mind would give a cripple inappropriate toys? Probably a racist Santa Claus. Oh by the way, Santa Claus is not real. So did they return the presents after the boy found out what it was? Yes, and it turns out the boy got a guitar and piano instead. Too bad the boy is also deaf.

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What is the way to a woman's heart? Through her chest cavity.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The holocaust.

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What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Animal control.

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Anti Joke

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