Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it was a rather hot day and his attention was momentarily directed towards something else.

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You're momma's so fat, that I just wanna go over there and make hot passionate love to her. What? I'm a chubby chaser.

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Q: what's black, white and red all over A: a penguin in a blender

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Why does my girlfriend pee standing up? Because he is a man.

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Need homeless tips? Get A Job.

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Q: Why was Seven afraid of Eight? A: He was octophobic.

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Knock Knock Come in, the door's open.

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What begins with "f" and ends with "uck"? A curse word.

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Why doesn't Superman eat peanuts? He doesn't like them

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How did the happy clown die? Testicular Cancer.

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Why are cemetaries gated? Typically, to prevent vandalism and the emotional trama it inflicts on the deceaseds' families.

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A Mexican, A Jew and a Irishman walk into a grocery store...The Mexican buys some bread, the Jew buys some bread... and the Irishman buys some bread.

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What does does an elephant and a grape have in common? They are both grapes except for the elephant.

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What's the difference between an old quarter and a new penny? 24 cents

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What did the Muslim do after his friend told him a funny joke ? Laugh.

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why did hannibal lector butter up the teacher? he wanted to get a good grade. he also wanted to eat her

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 took 9 behind an alley and raped her.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, it is unclear what the chicken's motivation to cross the road was.

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Knock knock Who's there? What.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Uh, erm, uh...I don't know.

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Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman.

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There is a tiger in front of you a lion behind you and a bear beside you what do you do? Get of the marry go round

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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