Q: Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? A: The backyard gate was left open

what's long, skin colored, erect, and limp? a finger.

You play the piano? What more can you do? Sounds complicated but try me.

What happens when you are caught in the serious offense of killing somebody with intent? You get in trouble.

Q: Why happened to the dead whale? A: It was shot by Asian pochures.

Has anyone told you, you look fat today?" "Because you don't.

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Why didn't the black man pay for his child support bills? He made some unwise financial decisions in the past and is working three part time jobs just to stay afloat.

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? over 100

what do you call a black guy in a house? a burglar

What do you call a pelican with no wings? A dead pelican

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what's worse than finding out god isn't real? finding out he is

Why was the little girl lying on the floor. Because she got shot.

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robin, get in the car.

A mushroom walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We don't serve your kind." the mushroom asked why, the Bartender said, "Because your under aged"

A Mormon walks into a bar.

Yo mama is so fat that you are constantly ridiculed by the local kids and constantly hope that the obesity isn't hereditary.

What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

What was the color blind boy's favorite color? I don't know? neither did he

what do you call a man with no legs? disabled.

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a convicted rapist.

A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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