- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

uhh i dont feel like writing a joke

A baby seal walks into a club.

why did the boy buy a dirty magizine? he should not have, its been on the floor. who wants to read the rolling stone magizine if it has dirt on it. how dumb of him.

Microsoft Windows

A: Ask me if im a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

Knock Knock Who's There? Just open the damn door I forgot my key and I really need to pee

whats white and sticking?... glue, you dirty bastard

Two drums and a cymbal fall down a cliff. Ba-dum pssh.

how do you kill jesus? with a knife

What did the black say when an asian knocked him out? Nothing, he was knocked out

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree ? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was attached to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? It thought it was a monkey.

Kid: Teacher, what do you hate more than supervising people in detention sessions at this school? Teacher: I am a vegan. Hence meat is relatively dispicable and I abhor it in general.

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing. He's a mute.

The Charlotte bobcats.

In Soviet Russia! People were much more finacially secure than they are now.

What's worse than a School Bus accident? The Holocaust.

What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? N*ggers.

Today, we will be identifying power tools. This is not a drill.

Yeah, totally.

Unflushed Shit...

Happiness is just at the end of the road... Just take a look at how long that road is yeah i wouldnt even try

I can Nazi

Well, I have to go eat again "Axel Knight". See you around soon enough, just give me a call if you want me around... Hopefully I find a fucking telescope so I can read the code on the chip thingie... Damn I am hungry. See you around sugartits.

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