Last night I had consensual sex with my long term girlfriend in the missionary position. It lasted approximately 4 minutes before I ejaculated into the durex extra safe condom.

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dave lee travis walks into a radio station , plays some records , talks randomly , and a good time is had by all.

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shut up

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what do you call a black man named mike

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What did the farmer say when he lost his pig? Wheres my Pig?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a large refrigerator Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? The two of them were stapled together Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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"luke Bastiaan" "So, whens your period?"

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What did the dog say to the dildo? Your rubber

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What did the drug addict get for Christmas? He got hepatitis, fired from his job, and nothing from his family because their relationship was badly damaged by his addiction.

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Nickelback.

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What did batman say to the Joker? I'm Batman

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Let Me In. Let Me In Who? Let Me In or I Will Kill You Tomorrow!

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What do you call a bicycle that likes threesomes. A tricycle

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gay marriage.

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Q: What do you call a dyslexic Irish man with no legs? A: Handicapped

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Why did the Vietnemese prostitute ask for the phone? Because she wanted to use the phone.

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Q:Waht did the blind deaf kid get for chrismas? A: Cancer

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ollie is a fag so are you

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What do you put on top of salad? Salad Dressing.

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a man walked up to me and said someone is dying with long terminal cancer i said who? man replies your cat. i replied i don't have a cat. man says whoops wrong person

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Why do horses read books? We are all doomed...

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What do you say to a blind buss driver? You suck

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The glass is half an hour.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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