Why did the todler fall over? He's an iraqi child and has ben shot inboth legs being readied fro public excution for fighting on the opposing side a.w. j.p.

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What's the difference between a white guy and a black guy? Their skin color.

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What do you get when you combine High Fructose corn syrup. sunflower oil, carbohydrates, and water. How the heck should I know!

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy i suck at rhyming door knob

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why couldnt sally help timmy pick up his ice cream? she had no arms

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What do you call someone who is blind and deaf? Dumb.

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Yo momma so fat, people snicker as they walk past her, quietly laughing at a women obviously struggling with obesity. They then proceed to stop laughing, as they realize that their mother died from diabetes. They then proceed to move on with their day.

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What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

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Two women were sitting together, quietly.

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wHY DID WILLIAM CHEUNG LICK THE BERILLIAM FUNG, BECause it was fun!

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Why was the little boy crying? His whole family died.

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What do you call a mexican without a lawn mower? .....unemployed

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What sucks?

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jewish people like other jewish people.

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Is this a chair?

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Goon Bear+Homo= Corey Jacobs True Story

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The President, the Pope, and a small child are in a plane when the pilot announces that they are about to crash. The plane hits the ocean. They quickly remember that there is a life jacket under their seats and they promptly put it on, but wait to inflate it (by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs) it until after exiting the cabin.

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what do you call a dog? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw an eatable life form.

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A small child and a pedophile are walking hand-in-hand through the dark, creaky woods. "Mister," says the small child, " I'm scared." "YOU'RE scared?" says the pedophile. "I'M the one who's gonna have to walk back alone!"

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How did the guy in a wheelchair get up 7 flights of stairs? He didn't.

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9/11/01 walks into a bar

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A blonde, the pope, and a young kid are in a crashing airplane and there's only one parachute. But by the time any of them equips it, the plane hits the ground and they all die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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