A tree walks into a bar. But it is a dead tree so it actually didn't

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What do you call a tree with all of it's branches down? A tree with all of it's branches down.

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What's green, fuzzy, and would likely cause fatal harm if it were to fall on someone? A pool table.

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A: Ask me if im a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

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What's the Capitol of Washington dc? W

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what's the difference between a lamborghini and you're mother. cars don't scream when you rape them

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her an anti joke

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nock nock who's there i eat mop i eat mop ho i didn't know you eat your poo. the wedding is off and go **** yourself in a hole!!

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What did one guy say to the other guy?? Well he just hi but hi backwards is ih and that reminded him of his days in Nahm because that's what his Sargent said and that reminded him of ice-cream because his Sargent smelled like ice-cream and that reminded him of the song that the ice-cream played which reminded him of Disney world which reminded him of a priest raping little boys which mad him laugh because that reminded him of a Jew picking up a penny which reminded him of Osama be shot in the f**k**g face and that reminded him to say how are you to the other guy.

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Why was Adam sad his dog got ran over? He was holding the dog.

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Fuck her

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what happend to the ghost? he dissapeared! :)

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what did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? cancer.

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- How do you keep an idiot in suspense? - How? -......

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Brian Singmaster. Look him up, he's cute.

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roses are red, violets are not, this poem makes no sense. Bananas

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Tennesse

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Happiness is just at the end of the road... Just take a look at how long that road is yeah i wouldnt even try

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I see says the blind man " no you don't" replied the deaf man... In the other room

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Knock, Knock Knock, Knock Knock, Knock No One's home.

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How many no-armed amputees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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I cat tried to jump over a fence It was electrified

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Why was the boy upset? Because he has a frog stapled to his face.

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What did the mole say? Nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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