what is the difference between a gay guy and Sarah Dwyer nothing the both like there sex but Sarah is a Guy.

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why did the boy buy a dirty magizine? he should not have, its been on the floor. who wants to read the rolling stone magizine if it has dirt on it. how dumb of him.

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whats white and sticking?... glue, you dirty bastard

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Farmer Ned chased his chickens before they laid their eggs, because he likes his eggs scrambled.

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Whats the difference between a horse and a pile of wheat? Its a pile of wheat.

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the joke below me is not an anti joke

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viki has 10 penises around her she eats 8 of them what does viki have? viki has AIDS

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he lost his grip on the branch and was unable to reach another before reaching the ground.

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what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

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Women's Golf

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How do you make a Mexican parade? Contact members of the Latin community and inform them of your wish to organize a parade celebrating their heritage.

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What is purple, covered in pus, and squeals? A purple hippo with an infected scab yelling at the pain

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What did the black man say to the jewish man? Hello.

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cot!

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Roses are brown Violets are brown everything is brown Who shat in my garden?

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How many Republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I would think one would be sufficient, though political affiliation shouldn't have anything to do with the situation. Unless the lightbulb was residing in a specified meeting place for members of the Republican party. Also, if the building was a more public institution for gatherings, which could imply larger ceilings, then two might be needed, just for safety precautions.

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Who flexes triceps more than anyone? James

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What is the diffrence between a guy and pie? The pie taste like fruit somethimes

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What happened to the jew? He got shoved in an oven.

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What do you call someone who is blind and deaf? Dumb.

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What do you call a muslim behind the controls of an airliner? A pilot you rascist.

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A horse walks into a glue factory..

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a man walked into a bar, however the bar was in Pakistan so he got shot by terrorists

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Whats white, and edible? white chocolate

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