How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

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Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

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What do you call an illegal citizen from the Middle East? Someone seeking a better life in a democratic country after suffering in a communist government for his entire life.

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hey i just meet you and this is crazy but i picked out our wedding cake and named our 4 future children :-)))))))

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Why didn't Dave buy his wife a watch for her birthday? Because she already had one.

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your mom is so fat she died of brain cancer

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This is a joke with a difference. It isn't funny.

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What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas? A pair of protesthic arms which changed his life forever

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. knock knock. who's there? the chicken.

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A owl into a bar This joke is a hoot

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Roses are black, violets are black, i am blind!

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Q: How many Jews can fit in a four door Sudan? A: Two in the front, three in the back, six million in the ash trey.

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What happened to the Jew when he heard about the concentration camps being erected all over Germany? Nothing immediately. Then he and his family went into hiding where they were later discovered, taken to concentration camps and died along with millions of other Jews.

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Your doorbell is broken.

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You know those people that learned the true name of God, as God asked kindly... ...Well you know God can be nice sometimes but he actually COMMANDED they keep his name secret forever? They became the first people known as Jehova`s witnesses... JEHOVAH<<< SECRET NAME ANYBODY? So much for keeping his secret name guys! They claim that only a few thousand humans will ascend to heaven, in other words all of the JEHOVA`s witnesses... All two billions of them or something... For keeping his name (Cough JEHOVAH) secret. SUCCESS!

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What do you get when an Alabama and an LSU kid are mixed?A small child who grows up in a world of fighting and domestic violence.

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well the duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man, running the stand "quack" then went on its way

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NEVER

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Roses are red Violets are blue If I see another Joke like this (besides mine) I'll kill you

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what do you call a dear with no I? No I dear

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What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

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This desk is two chromebooks wide. It will be one once I push yours off.

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What's better than Justin Bieber's new hit single, "Baby"? Everything

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok.

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