- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has one eye but cannot see? A brick with an eye drawn on it

What did the bird say to the squirrel? Chirp

How do Ethiopians celebrate Christmas? They don't there to worried about dying from Aids and starvation

Knock Knock. Come in. -mattobrado

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What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

chuck norris is meeeeean to pain.

Why doesn't the chicken wear pants? Beacuse its pecker is on its face.

what's 2 + 2? i don't know that's why i'm asking you

A man farted. Another man walked away.

How do you catch a squirrel? Use a live, humane trap, and release it back into the wild afterwards.

whats the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

Why can't Michael Jackson play Chess? Because he's dead.

What do you sit on, sleep on and brush your teeth with? A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush

Come in

What's funnier than Man on Woman domestic abuse? Nothing.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A refridgerator What's white heavy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A polar bear

Why did the man have no head? He did it was under his shirt

A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. He says, "I am what I am." The white guy says, "yes." The black guy says, "why did you say yes?" If he was black he would have said, "I is what I is.":):):):):):):):)<3

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater

solve y = [1 arctan (x)] / [2-3 arctan (x)]

Why was 8 afraid of 9? Because 9 bullied him until he became anorexic.

This is not a good joke.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

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